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A spirit that haunts a specific subset of men. To be a member of this subset, the man must closely resemble a blob fish in its absurd flappy body and spineless interior. Those men must beware the ZoJob. To anyone else, a ZoJob is an entertaining and joyful spirit.
That ZoJob got in that mans head. So bad he thought Urban Dictionary could save his blowfish ass.
ZoJob by pettybeddy February 23, 2021
Words you can keep
While you are getting a blow job and a girl puts her knuckle in your butt hole so you cum harder.
A girl gave me a zojob and know my butt feels violated
zojob by DZheng April 27, 2016
Related Words
zojob zoob zoobie zoobies zooba zoober Zoobi zoobafoo zoobang Zoobe Bunny
Proof that the cringe-fest known as modern memery has reached its FUCKING pinnacle.
Like, all I need to do is go "ZoObOo!" (XD) a-and it'd be memed!
Zooboo by I'm a fetus and I'm watchi- February 27, 2017

Zoobe Bunny

A bunny who had 50 billion boyfriends, ate so much fucking shit on the Fourth of July, hates minion tampons, and died strapped to a firework while being happy about it.
The zoobe bunny has 50 billion boyfriends?!?!

Yeah but they couldnt save her in the firework
Zoobe Bunny by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022

ZooBerry 

A Zooberry is when there is more then one type of berry in a bunch.A Zooberry ourccurs when someone has a bunch of berries "strawberries, blueberries, cranberries ect.ect"
ZooBerry, or Zooberries- Hey thats a nice bushel of Zooberries. Or would you like some Zooberries. Zooberries is used more often then Zooberry because it is hard to offer just one random berry.
Zoobith is a happy guy that wants everyone to cheer up. Zoobith never does anything without his friends because then he would be lonely. All of Zoobith's dedicated friends have but one mission, to unite the whole world peacfully as friends of Zoobith. Friends of Zoobith often draw his image everywhere; he is extremely popular in Northwest colleges and high schools.
Did you see that zoobith someone drew on the table?
zoobith by szdy February 4, 2007
A party where people get zooted.(high, stoned, splowed or pick your own adjective for extreme inebriation)

can also be spelled Zoo-bang
Yo B!!!! I got fuked up at da ZOOBANG!!!!! WORD!!!
zoobang by DutchieBrother(retired) October 11, 2007
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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