If your name is zojo, you are the most hottest person people have ever met π you love kpop, have gay friends, good dressing style, most likely to be dumb, 50% good grades 50% bad grades
"what's your name, you look so slay"
"Oh hi, my name's zojo ;)"
"you're so hot"
"I love jeongin"
A spirit that haunts a specific subset of men. To be a member of this subset, the man must closely resemble a blob fish in its absurd flappybody and spineless interior. Those men must beware the ZoJob. To anyone else, a ZoJob is an entertaining and joyful spirit.
That ZoJob got in that mans head. So bad he thought Urban Dictionary could save his blowfish ass.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the βsigma maleβ and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
βThatβs the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.β