zomjob 

A zomjob would be acquiring hand relief from a female, that just happened to posses unusually thin fingers, such as that it felt like a favor from the undead(zombie).

So the skinny girl at work gave me a handsy yesterday, totally felt like a zomjob...never again

zomjob by silum2k9 June 24, 2011

zomboboх 

A way to call a TV, used by the people who believe that watching telly is turining people into 'zombies' by casting zomborays from the screen which suppress the capability of independent thinking. Zombies make up a loyal electorate that, for instance, votes for George the W and support the war in Iraq.

-- Hey mate have you seen the new video of Beyonce on MTV? She's so friggin awesome!
-- No. My life is free of zomboboх ...

zomboboх by veraptor September 25, 2010

zimjob

A blowjob given by a gay man named Zimmerman.

Hey man you owe me a zimjob later.

zimjob by Funderdangle October 7, 2023

Zomobie 

A person so engrossed in their mobile that they slowly stagger along not looking where they're going.

Look! that Zomobie just walked into the door.

Zomobie by BobbyScot April 6, 2013

zomgobblers

A strange and obfuscated word, often used to express extreme surprise and/or delight at something. Thought up by Avarik at the 1337.com forums.

Meester A: OMG DUDE I'M GETTING MARRIED!
Meester B: ZOMGOBBLERS!!!!!11oneshifteleven

zomgobblers by DarkIye February 17, 2005

Zombobomb 

A file that opens up a shit-ton of tabs to zombo.com, designed to slow your browser to a crawl. the zombo-bomb will open up upwards of 70 tabs and can sometimes crash your browser

"God Dammit! some nerd made microsoft word open up a billion copies of this stupid website!"

Damn, dude. what a zombobomb !"

Zombobomb by the fagglr February 25, 2011

ZoJob 

A spirit that haunts a specific subset of men. To be a member of this subset, the man must closely resemble a blob fish in its absurd flappy body and spineless interior. Those men must beware the ZoJob. To anyone else, a ZoJob is an entertaining and joyful spirit.

That ZoJob got in that mans head. So bad he thought Urban Dictionary could save his blowfish ass.

ZoJob by pettybeddy February 23, 2021