A zomjob would be acquiring hand relief from a female, that just happened to posses unusually thin fingers, such as that it felt like a favor from the undead(zombie).
by silum2k9 June 24, 2011
Get the zomjob mug.A way to call a TV, used by the people who believe that watching telly is turining people into 'zombies' by casting zomborays from the screen which suppress the capability of independent thinking. Zombies make up a loyal electorate that, for instance, votes for George the W and support the war in Iraq.
-- Hey mate have you seen the new video of Beyonce on MTV? She's so friggin awesome!
-- No. My life is free of zomboboх ...
-- No. My life is free of zomboboх ...
by veraptor September 25, 2010
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by Funderdangle October 7, 2023
Get the zimjob mug.A person so engrossed in their mobile that they slowly stagger along not looking where they're going.
by BobbyScot April 6, 2013
Get the Zomobie mug.A strange and obfuscated word, often used to express extreme surprise and/or delight at something. Thought up by Avarik at the 1337.com forums.
by DarkIye February 17, 2005
Get the zomgobblers mug.A file that opens up a shit-ton of tabs to zombo.com, designed to slow your browser to a crawl. the zombo-bomb will open up upwards of 70 tabs and can sometimes crash your browser
"God Dammit! some nerd made microsoft word open up a billion copies of this stupid website!"
Damn, dude. what a zombobomb !"
Damn, dude. what a zombobomb !"
by the fagglr February 25, 2011
Get the Zombobomb mug.A spirit that haunts a specific subset of men. To be a member of this subset, the man must closely resemble a blob fish in its absurd flappy body and spineless interior. Those men must beware the ZoJob. To anyone else, a ZoJob is an entertaining and joyful spirit.
by pettybeddy February 23, 2021
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