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Zoeja Alex
Zoeja Alex by crimebynight April 27, 2022
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Zonja
Zonja is a beautiful girl, in both looks and soul. She loves to make great memories and think back about old ones. She is fearless and will always go after what she wants. Every guy wants to be with her, but she friend zones them, breaking hundreds of hearts in order to get the one guy she's got her eye on. She's a very loyal friend, girlfriend and wife and everybody loves her!!!!!!!!! (except Bob)
Bob: Hey Zonja, I don't like you
Jimmy: Shut up Bob, everybody loves Zonja and everyone hates you
Zonja: Sorry Jimmy, not interested. I got my eyes on one man and one man only
Jimmy cries
Jimmy: Shut up Bob, everybody loves Zonja and everyone hates you
Zonja: Sorry Jimmy, not interested. I got my eyes on one man and one man only
Jimmy cries
Zonja by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G October 21, 2018
Zoja
Zoja is a european girl’s name.
A girl named Zoja is a beautiful and wonderfully vivacious. She is often envied for her beauty and musical talent. She has a body that has boys lined up all around the block! Others are often jealous of her sexy legs. She is often quiet but once you get to know her she can be incredibly loud! Zoja can have trust issues but she will beat up anyone who hurts her friends. Zoja always achieves everything effortlessly.
A girl named Zoja is a beautiful and wonderfully vivacious. She is often envied for her beauty and musical talent. She has a body that has boys lined up all around the block! Others are often jealous of her sexy legs. She is often quiet but once you get to know her she can be incredibly loud! Zoja can have trust issues but she will beat up anyone who hurts her friends. Zoja always achieves everything effortlessly.
Zoja by 1AmTheWise0ne April 16, 2019
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ew.zoelavern by Ew.zoelavern fan October 31, 2020
zoja
the most precious girl ever. like, for real. everything she says is just so sweet and we don’t deserve her. she cries a lot. everyone just loves her, excluding that one fucking asshole, that she really likes. you really want her to just feel better and finally love herself, because she deserves what’s best for her. she is and angel on this earth. zoja, if you are reading this, we all love you and hope you get better soon
zoja by yeees queen work it October 29, 2018
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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