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Zonja is a beautiful girl, in both looks and soul. She loves to make great memories and think back about old ones. She is fearless and will always go after what she wants. Every guy wants to be with her, but she friend zones them, breaking hundreds of hearts in order to get the one guy she's got her eye on. She's a very loyal friend, girlfriend and wife and everybody loves her!!!!!!!!! (except Bob)
Bob: Hey Zonja, I don't like you
Jimmy: Shut up Bob, everybody loves Zonja and everyone hates you
Zonja: Sorry Jimmy, not interested. I got my eyes on one man and one man only
Jimmy cries
Zonja by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G October 21, 2018
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Zonja is an amazing person! Someone who is always on the move to catch their dream. Strong, Amazing character, never gives up on anything they love. A great friend to anyone and an awesome puerto rican! They are always laughing and a ton of fun with! :P Zonja is someone that is a role model and can always count on. zonja is someone who is all around good at everything! Usually with dark brown hair who is always beautiful :) def a model!
zonja is someone who is always on the move doing what they love and always following their dreams. A hardworker and def a one of a kind....hard to find :)
Zonja by bball player April 27, 2011
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Zonja is a smart, funny and defs the HOTTEST girl out there. She isnt just hot because of her looks, but also because of her personality; she has drive and ambition, she doesnt let people walk over her and she plays verryyy hard to get (thats hot). Shes focused in work and school and dont let guys distract her EVER. She has a unique look, not a basic pinterest chick but sooo unique, usually with dark brown hair and blue or green eyes (so hot), tall and lean with meat in the right places...hot

shes also foreign, defs not from a white basic country (hot)
She isnt the party type, and stays away from drugs!!! (hot)
And shes freakyyy afff (neck game strong bro)

But watch out shes a player, and dont let anyone hit - but then again....hot
Jack: Whos that new hottie over there doing chemistry ??
Tom: oh her! thats Zonja, defs hottest girl right
Jack: oh yeah defs...didnt she play like 4 guys?
Tom: yeah, but shes hot so its okay
Zonja by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G November 13, 2020
The best and mysterious girl you would ever find. She is hot and knows how to keep it cool. You will never find anyone like her. Full of wisdom.
Zonia is the hottest one in the room and when she walks in everyone is frozen.
Zonia by meornotidc December 31, 2018
Zoja is a european girl’s name.

A girl named Zoja is a beautiful and wonderfully vivacious. She is often envied for her beauty and musical talent. She has a body that has boys lined up all around the block! Others are often jealous of her sexy legs. She is often quiet but once you get to know her she can be incredibly loud! Zoja can have trust issues but she will beat up anyone who hurts her friends. Zoja always achieves everything effortlessly.
“Woah, is that Zoja? It’s like she’s a whole new person!”
Zoja by 1AmTheWise0ne April 16, 2019
The Pagani Zonda. Italian supercar, shoe-like in appearance from newly-established marque Pagani.
Pagani Zonda is fast as fuck!
zonda by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

ben zona 

Aben zona aze achal li et apita.
ben zona by kane April 27, 2003
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