Zocked

1. A sports term used when a team or individual is the favorite to win but loses instead.

2. When a person brags about something happening but the opposite happens.

Anthony; The Mets are winning the division.

Antonio; Jesus is coming the Mets are gonna get Zocked.

by Luckyonethirteen January 6, 2023

Zocked

Adj. (Of a person); getting very high or under the influence of a copious amount of drugs/alcohol.

See also baked, stoned, wasted, etc.

Person 1: “Did you see Zach at the party last night?”

Person 2: “Yea man he was totally Zocked!”

by TheRealAAB July 31, 2018

zock

To have sexual intercourse with, to fuck.

"Where did Jim and Mary go?" "They probably are busy zocking in the spare bedroom."

by dannykewl February 12, 2008

Zock

The point of inebriation that fulfills the level of intoxication you desire while maintaining all class.

Man i was fucking zocked last night. I'm glad I didn't fuck that fat chick.

by Shanecore January 11, 2011

Zock

Taken from the cult classic TV show "Batman". Used as a sound effect

"Holy bad decisions Batman, look out!" *ZOCK!*

by Captain Happy Pants March 2, 2005

Zock

a painful inflamation of the skin, otherwise known as a zit, peticularly found on the male genitals, otherwise known as the cock.

They hurt really bad

"Oh man i have a zit on my cock"

"You mean a Zock? Shit I hate those"

by Horras P. McTitties June 15, 2007

Zock

nickname for coke in wv

Z-zealously
O-over using
C-cocaine
K-knowing

"yo man you got any zock."
"Last night we got so zocked up."

by kcalli December 10, 2006