Zocked

1. A sports term used when a team or individual is the favorite to win but loses instead.

2. When a person brags about something happening but the opposite happens.

Anthony; The Mets are winning the division.

Antonio; Jesus is coming the Mets are gonna get Zocked.

by Luckyonethirteen January 6, 2023

Zocked

Adj. (Of a person); getting very high or under the influence of a copious amount of drugs/alcohol.

See also baked, stoned, wasted, etc.

Person 1: “Did you see Zach at the party last night?”

Person 2: “Yea man he was totally Zocked!”

by TheRealAAB July 31, 2018

Zonked

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016

zooked

being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!

by andrew242345 September 9, 2008

Zonked

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

Zucked

To be banned from facebook for posting controversial or offensive things.

"Dude did you hear Justin got Zucked?"

:No shit, what for!:

"He said that being obese is a disease in a thread with feminists!"

:Ouch. Zucked for thirty days, I take it?:

by sushi65GINGER June 20, 2016

Zorked

High out of your mind. Thunderbaked.

Just ate a weed choco I am so zorked rn

by Jms928 October 20, 2018