zlumpkin 

When a man packs an entire pack of zyns and receives head while performing a bowel movement

“Hey did you hear Dave got a zlumpkin the other day”

“What a lucky guy”

zlumpkin by Libtard Destroyer69 April 22, 2024

Zumpkin 

The act of receiving a blow job while playing Xbox 360.

The other night, my girlfriend wanted me to pay attention to her instead of playing Call of Duty, so she unzipped my pants and gave me a zumpkin. That's when the my killstreak really went up.

Zumpkin by TurnerMeowPoop February 3, 2012

Zumpking 

The act of filling all of ones orifices with phalluses, Leading to the inability to breath (Depending on if said being is alive).

I am zumpking this bitch later with the homies.

Zumpking by The_zump-king1145 November 25, 2024

Zumpkin

When you have your fingers\toes sucked while your taking a shit.

“You man did you hear my boy Zayne got a zumpkin last night! Shits crazy, that’s his 4th one this week!”

Zumpkin by Jakebarrett42 January 15, 2026