Zumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while playing Xbox 360.

The other night, my girlfriend wanted me to pay attention to her instead of playing Call of Duty, so she unzipped my pants and gave me a zumpkin. That's when the my killstreak really went up.

by TurnerMeowPoop February 3, 2012

Zumpkin

When you have your fingers\toes sucked while your taking a shit.

“You man did you hear my boy Zayne got a zumpkin last night! Shits crazy, that’s his 4th one this week!”

by Jakebarrett42 January 15, 2026

Zumping

To dump a significant other by Zoom

I will plan on zumping my girlfriend today

by the Ut May 14, 2020

Zompkin

The act of giving a blumpkin to a dead guy, or as the word suggests .. a zombie.

Guy: What's wrong?!
Girl: Well, I thought I was giving my boyfriend a blumkin, and I didn't realize that halfway through, it turned into a ZOMPKIN!

by stevekhool July 29, 2008

Zumpking

The act of filling all of ones orifices with phalluses, Leading to the inability to breath (Depending on if said being is alive).

I am zumpking this bitch later with the homies.

by The_zump-king1145 November 25, 2024

Zumping

The adverbial use of zump, zumping is the act of giving zump to another. Zump has no set definition, but many refer to the act of 'yashin ones yams' when using zump.

The adverbial use of zump, zumping is the act of giving zump to another. Zump has no set definition, but many refer to the act of 'yashin ones yams' when using zump.

Yo quit zumpin you know Baby Shimmy doesn't like zumpers.

Zump off or else I'd have to call Slimmy Shimmy on you.

My zump shots lit, now quit yashin and make me a sandwich.

by Zumper November 17, 2020

Zumkin

When a guy us receiving a Blumkin on a Skibidi Toilet, and the Skibidi Toilet head pops out and eats his chocolate starfish.

“Hey dude did you hear Danny got a zumkin?”
“Yeah bro, wish I was him”

by LuckisUsedLeanCup98 April 4, 2024