Zumpkin
The other night, my girlfriend wanted me to pay attention to her instead of playing Call of Duty, so she unzipped my pants and gave me a zumpkin. That's when the my killstreak really went up.
Zumpkin by TurnerMeowPoop February 3, 2012
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Zumpkin
“You man did you hear my boy Zayne got a zumpkin last night! Shits crazy, that’s his 4th one this week!”
Zumpkin by Jakebarrett42 January 15, 2026
Zumping
Zompkin
Guy: What's wrong?!
Girl: Well, I thought I was giving my boyfriend a blumkin, and I didn't realize that halfway through, it turned into a ZOMPKIN!
Girl: Well, I thought I was giving my boyfriend a blumkin, and I didn't realize that halfway through, it turned into a ZOMPKIN!
Zompkin by stevekhool July 29, 2008
Zumpking
The act of filling all of ones orifices with phalluses, Leading to the inability to breath (Depending on if said being is alive).
Zumpking by The_zump-king1145 November 25, 2024
Zumping
The adverbial use of zump, zumping is the act of giving zump to another. Zump has no set definition, but many refer to the act of 'yashin ones yams' when using zump.
The adverbial use of zump, zumping is the act of giving zump to another. Zump has no set definition, but many refer to the act of 'yashin ones yams' when using zump.
Yo quit zumpin you know Baby Shimmy doesn't like zumpers.
Zump off or else I'd have to call Slimmy Shimmy on you.
My zump shots lit, now quit yashin and make me a sandwich.
Yo quit zumpin you know Baby Shimmy doesn't like zumpers.
Zump off or else I'd have to call Slimmy Shimmy on you.
My zump shots lit, now quit yashin and make me a sandwich.
Zumkin
When a guy us receiving a Blumkin on a Skibidi Toilet, and the Skibidi Toilet head pops out and eats his chocolate starfish.
Zumkin by LuckisUsedLeanCup98 April 4, 2024
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