Jakebarrett42's definitions

Zumpkin

When you have your fingers\toes sucked while your taking a shit.

“You man did you hear my boy Zayne got a zumpkin last night! Shits crazy, that’s his 4th one this week!”

by Jakebarrett42 January 15, 2026

Bend her limbs

When someone won’t give you a zumpkin so you threaten to bend there limbs

“If you don’t give me a zumpkin I’m gonna bend your limbs” or “she wouldn’t fuck Zayne so he threatened to bend her limbs”

by Jakebarrett42 January 26, 2026

Longmeet

When one gets played by a bi-sexual girl

“Bro did you hear longmeet got longmeated by Maggie! He can’t catch a break with these hoes. He’s gonna have to go to Allie now!”

by Jakebarrett42 January 27, 2026