Definitions by Jakebarrett42

Longmeet

When one gets played by a bi-sexual girl

“Bro did you hear longmeet got longmeated by Maggie! He can’t catch a break with these hoes. He’s gonna have to go to Allie now!”

Longmeet by Jakebarrett42 January 27, 2026

Bend her limbs

When someone won’t give you a zumpkin so you threaten to bend there limbs

“If you don’t give me a zumpkin I’m gonna bend your limbs” or “she wouldn’t fuck Zayne so he threatened to bend her limbs”

Bend her limbs by Jakebarrett42 January 26, 2026

Zumpkin

When you have your fingers\toes sucked while your taking a shit.

“You man did you hear my boy Zayne got a zumpkin last night! Shits crazy, that’s his 4th one this week!”

Zumpkin by Jakebarrett42 January 15, 2026