The other night, my girlfriend wanted me to pay attention to her instead of playing Call of Duty, so she unzipped my pants and gave me a zumpkin. That's when the my killstreak really went up.
The adverbial use of zump, zumping is the act of giving zump to another. Zump has no setdefinition, but many refer to the act of 'yashin ones yams' when using zump.
The adverbial use of zump, zumping is the act of giving zump to another. Zump has no set definition, but many refer to the act of 'yashin ones yams' when using zump.
Yo quit zumpin you know Baby Shimmy doesn't like zumpers.
Zump off or else I'd have to call Slimmy Shimmy on you.
My zump shots lit, now quit yashin and make me a sandwich.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.