Zizzer

What a toddler who can not pronounce the word scissor says.

Dad: I can't get this box open to get your new toy out.
Toddler daughter: Oh, hold on, I'll go get the zizzers.

by j.m.c.s.k.b.c.r.c. October 13, 2018

zizzer

A horrible, unspeakable racial slur against people of Jewish descent.

Look at that hook-nosed zizzer.

by dmt767s September 02, 2015

Zizzerate

Verb. To destroy and/or kill.

We will zizzerate Tim Wright. We will zizzerate him niiiiine times.

by Chronicler February 20, 2004

Zizzer

A person of the highest caliber, ability, or reputation.

Obama's such a zizzer~

by Joe_Rudolph January 26, 2024

Zizzered

to be intoxicated or drunk. also to not be in a normal state. to not be of sound body and mind.

I had so much to drink last night I was zizzered.

by ZIGGLER August 14, 2014