A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face with a chocolate pretzel dick.

It was getting hot, and she had just ate some utz's chocolate covered pretzels, when he shoved his piece into her foodhole, she didn't even have time to avoid the zitzer. She got zitzed in the face by his big utz's chocolate covered cock.

Zitzer by Sp3ctr3 March 30, 2008

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zizzler

When a woman squirts her vagina juice in your eyes

"She gave me the zizzler last night, if you know what I mean" - Gary
"Wait, whats a zizzler?" - Phillip
"You mean you and your girl haven't done it before? It's where she squirts her stuff in your eyes" - Gary
"Dude that sounds so hot, I can't wait to get zizzled tonight" - Phillip

zizzler by Downsi October 8, 2013

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zazzers

Like sleep. Named for the 'zzz' often seen over cartoon characters' and sims' heads.
Also a verb in the form of 'to zazz'

1) Dude, it's way late. I have to go zazzers, good night!
2) I'm so totally zonked, I need to go zazzers. zzz....
3) I zazzed for three hours last night.
4) My room-mate is zazzing right now, can I take a message?

zazzers by Andrea April 5, 2005

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