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What a toddler who can not pronounce the word scissor says.
Dad: I can't get this box open to get your new toy out.
Toddler daughter: Oh, hold on, I'll go get the zizzers.
Zizzer by j.m.c.s.k.b.c.r.c. October 13, 2018
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A person of the highest caliber, ability, or reputation.
Obama's such a zizzer~
Zizzer by Joe_Rudolph January 25, 2024
Yo, that fine bitch was sukkin on mah Zizzech the otha day!
Zizzech by Ausius March 8, 2010
A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face with a chocolate pretzel dick.
It was getting hot, and she had just ate some utz's chocolate covered pretzels, when he shoved his piece into her foodhole, she didn't even have time to avoid the zitzer. She got zitzed in the face by his big utz's chocolate covered cock.
Zitzer by Sp3ctr3 March 30, 2008
When a woman squirts her vagina juice in your eyes
"She gave me the zizzler last night, if you know what I mean" - Gary
"Wait, whats a zizzler?" - Phillip
"You mean you and your girl haven't done it before? It's where she squirts her stuff in your eyes" - Gary
"Dude that sounds so hot, I can't wait to get zizzled tonight" - Phillip
zizzler by Downsi October 8, 2013
Like sleep. Named for the 'zzz' often seen over cartoon characters' and sims' heads.
Also a verb in the form of 'to zazz'
1) Dude, it's way late. I have to go zazzers, good night!
2) I'm so totally zonked, I need to go zazzers. zzz....
3) I zazzed for three hours last night.
4) My room-mate is zazzing right now, can I take a message?
zazzers by Andrea April 5, 2005
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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