zitties

zits on a chick's tits.

Man, just as I was about to fuck that fat bitch, I started to grab her tits. It was then thatI realized that they were nothing more than triangular mounds of fat covered with zitties.

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007

Zitties

(n) Boob pimples, zits on ur tits

Man that girl has some zitties

by Robot1321 June 12, 2011

Zitties

Zayn's boobs

Zayn has some nice ass zoobs, zitties

by inzomnia December 24, 2018

Zitties

Zombie titties

Stephen (Darkness Jackson)"Zombie titties aren't exactly my cup of tea."
Ulfric "Oh you mean zitties. I love me some zitties."
Thomas: "Isn't that necrophilia?"
Ulfric "Technically yes, it depends on how you look at."

by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm March 26, 2021

Zitties

Combination of "zits" and "titties"

Tits so small they resemble swollen over-stuffed zits

Usually just swollen nipples and not real boobs

"owe my boobs hurt"

"What boobs? You got zitties, probably hurt cuz they're ready to be popped lol"

"I can't find a sexy bra that fits my boobs!"

"They don't sell sexy bras for zitties, you'll have to try the training bra section at Walmart"

by Embarrassedonlive February 12, 2025

Zitty Von Zittles

What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.

Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!

by The Cheetah Dude July 16, 2005

baked zetties

big ass titties. Large breasts or simply a fine-ass hoe.

Damn hoe u got some zeeties.

by skeetmastaL March 22, 2005