A man with a huge penis, or small penis that still makes any girl cum uncontrollably. He is smart, kind, funny, and athletic. He likes anime but not in a
cringy way, but in a I will sex you
good kind of way.
With no Zintels in this world there would be no
sun, no reason to get up, get yourself a Zintel.
Warning, these characteristics only apply if it Zintel is in the last name, these characteristics are exemplified when it is also in a name with
2 past names.
Real girl #1: God
Jack Mohan-ZINTEL made me cum so good last night.
Real girl#2: Hey can’t my boyfriend be more like
Jack Mohan-Zintel, he’s so
hot.
Real girl#3: Just have sex with Jack Mohan-Zintel, your boyfriend will understand.