A budget - typically written after the fact to reflect actual income and expenses - but passed off as a legit financial forecasting tool. Coincidentally always come out in the black!
Hmm, Jones, you have wildly, irresponsibly, fragrantly blown your budget. You're fired. Now, Smythfields, let's have a look at your Fudget. Hmm. Hmm. Yes, I see. All looks amazingly on track. Well done. Keep up the good wor - I say, Smythfields, why is the Tax Office breaking into your office and seizing all your files...?
by Godster February 06, 2020
Invitation to a zoom session. Often causing recipients to grind teeth and consume their week's rationed supply of wine (or other medicinal coping therapeutic regime) in less than 20 minutes.
Precursor to a Zinfight.
Precursor to a Zinfight.
I'm sending you thru a Zinvite. ... Wait, it's bounced back. It says you have changed your email address. And that that email address is no longer valid. And that you never worked at that company. And that that company never existed.
by Godster July 20, 2020
Adminsplaining: Like mansplaining but where a colleague (coincidentally often a man, but yes, not *always* because yes, not all men (sigh)) explains a thing you can do with a particular work app, whether you needed to know it or not and almost always regardless of whether you already knew about it or not.
"Hey, colleague, did you know that if you hold down cntrl when you click a link it opens in a new tab? "
"Gee, Gerry, thanks for adminsplaining that to me."
Hey, colleague, if you wear your swipe card on a lanyard then it'll always be there when you need it to get into the building.
Hey, colleague, Emails come to you inbox. Did you know that? Here let me show you.
"Gee, Gerry, thanks for adminsplaining that to me."
Hey, colleague, if you wear your swipe card on a lanyard then it'll always be there when you need it to get into the building.
Hey, colleague, Emails come to you inbox. Did you know that? Here let me show you.
by Godster May 31, 2024
Adminsplaining: Like mansplaining but where a colleague (coincidentally often a man, but yes, not *always* because yes, not all men (sigh)) explains a thing you can do with a particular work app, whether you needed to know it or not and almost always regardless of whether you already knew about it or not.
"Hey, colleague, did you know that if you hold down cntrl when you click a link it opens in a new tab? "
"Gee, Gerry, thanks for adminsplaining that to me."
Hey, colleague, if you wear your swipe card on a lanyard then it'll always be there when you need it to get into the building.
Hey, colleague, Emails come to you inbox. Did you know that? Here let me show you.
"Gee, Gerry, thanks for adminsplaining that to me."
Hey, colleague, if you wear your swipe card on a lanyard then it'll always be there when you need it to get into the building.
Hey, colleague, Emails come to you inbox. Did you know that? Here let me show you.
by Godster June 01, 2024