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A man with a huge penis, or small penis that still makes any girl cum uncontrollably. He is smart, kind, funny, and athletic. He likes anime but not in a cringy way, but in a I will sex you good kind of way.

With no Zintels in this world there would be no sun, no reason to get up, get yourself a Zintel.

Warning, these characteristics only apply if it Zintel is in the last name, these characteristics are exemplified when it is also in a name with 2 past names.
Real girl #1: God Jack Mohan-ZINTEL made me cum so good last night.

Real girl#2: Hey can’t my boyfriend be more like Jack Mohan-Zintel, he’s so hot.

Real girl#3: Just have sex with Jack Mohan-Zintel, your boyfriend will understand.
Zintel by Kack Nohan-Tintel November 23, 2021
Words you can keep
Zintle.

She's got beautiful brown eyes, that when you look into them you can feel what she's feeling. They tell a story of something true.

She's confident, and she stands out in a room.

She doesn't trust very easily, and it makes it hard to communicate with her and tough to really make her believe in your feelings for her.
She's wanted by many and is gorgeous. She's unpredictable and alluring. She can sometimes be a bitch, but she knows when she's wrong. All in all, she's someone amazing.
Girl:" so who's this Zintle chick?"
Other girl:" she's a friend of mine, she's really awesome. I'll introduce you to her sometime"
zintle by LonersUnite679 September 20, 2014
Related Words

adam zittel 

Person 1: Look, Adam Zittel took his shirt off.

Dean: CON HAS BEGUN!!
adam zittel by Luucy Buuth May 7, 2013

Zitellona 

An Italian adjective, usually referred to a woman who can't get a boyfriend because of her appearance or her character (sourness, frigidity, shrewish).
Insomma se è stressato da queste continue lamentele decide un suo sostituto, così lui si rilassa, pensa al dà farsi ed evita le sue solite sparate da zitellona.
Zitellona by GR Coward Anonymous November 2, 2007
Zinelle is a very outgoing person. She has a strict and shy personality. She may became your therapist.
Y/N: hey look! It's Zinelle the rapist!
Zinelle: hi... I'm the rapist.
Zinelle by jaysnumber1bae September 23, 2021
A dope ass nigga with a massive moose cock that can fuck a bitch till her legs don't work. He might have dropped out of school but he still bringin in bags.
I must have dicked her down pretty good. She called me Zindel.
Zindel by BigPP_Energy September 15, 2019
a beautiful, classy girl and has a lot of potential in life. could wound up being someone who you don’t want to be around one day tho. should always watch your back.
that girl is a zitelli
zitelli by kuulxgg December 26, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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