Zintel 

A man with a huge penis, or small penis that still makes any girl cum uncontrollably. He is smart, kind, funny, and athletic. He likes anime but not in a cringy way, but in a I will sex you good kind of way.

With no Zintels in this world there would be no sun, no reason to get up, get yourself a Zintel.

Warning, these characteristics only apply if it Zintel is in the last name, these characteristics are exemplified when it is also in a name with 2 past names.

Real girl #1: God Jack Mohan-ZINTEL made me cum so good last night.

Real girl#2: Hey can’t my boyfriend be more like Jack Mohan-Zintel, he’s so hot.

Real girl#3: Just have sex with Jack Mohan-Zintel, your boyfriend will understand.

Zintel by Kack Nohan-Tintel November 23, 2021

zintle 

Zintle.

She's got beautiful brown eyes, that when you look into them you can feel what she's feeling. They tell a story of something true.

She's confident, and she stands out in a room.

She doesn't trust very easily, and it makes it hard to communicate with her and tough to really make her believe in your feelings for her.
She's wanted by many and is gorgeous. She's unpredictable and alluring. She can sometimes be a bitch, but she knows when she's wrong. All in all, she's someone amazing.

Girl:" so who's this Zintle chick?"
Other girl:" she's a friend of mine, she's really awesome. I'll introduce you to her sometime"

zintle by LonersUnite679 September 20, 2014

adam zittel 

The UU pleasure god

Person 1: Look, Adam Zittel took his shirt off.

Dean: CON HAS BEGUN!!

adam zittel by Luucy Buuth May 7, 2013

Zitellona 

An Italian adjective, usually referred to a woman who can't get a boyfriend because of her appearance or her character (sourness, frigidity, shrewish).

Insomma se è stressato da queste continue lamentele decide un suo sostituto, così lui si rilassa, pensa al dà farsi ed evita le sue solite sparate da zitellona.

Zitellona by GR Coward Anonymous November 2, 2007

Zinelle 

Zinelle is a very outgoing person. She has a strict and shy personality. She may became your therapist.

Y/N: hey look! It's Zinelle the rapist!
Zinelle: hi... I'm the rapist.

Zinelle by jaysnumber1bae September 23, 2021

Zindel

A dope ass nigga with a massive moose cock that can fuck a bitch till her legs don't work. He might have dropped out of school but he still bringin in bags.

I must have dicked her down pretty good. She called me Zindel.

Zindel by BigPP_Energy September 15, 2019

zitelli 

a beautiful, classy girl and has a lot of potential in life. could wound up being someone who you don’t want to be around one day tho. should always watch your back.

that girl is a zitelli

zitelli by kuulxgg December 26, 2019

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023