The definition of the perfect girl. Nice, funny, smart, athletic, and beautiful to top it off. She can make any guy melt with her beautiful smile. She has perfect flowing hair and sparkling eyes that make the stars jealous. Her looks however, is not where it stops. If someone is feeling down she can make them feel better just by saying hi. She is so funny she makes Tosh look like an amateur. Only the luckiest man in the world is able to call her his girlfriend.
"Dude why are you so happy?"
"I got a date with Zinia"
A bollywood actress, known for being very talkative,bubbly and actually being able to act. Good looking, with dimples. She has starred in movies such as Kal ho na ho, Veer Zara and Dil Se.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*