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A fart(n) or to fart(v) Usually, a zepha is particularly atrocious and could be considered a crime against humanity.
a zephyr is a light breeze making a zepha a fart

Example: Dude, Steve let a zepha in the elevator and gagged everyone inside. He made babies cry and a nun ask God why he had forsaken her!
by Bryan Putnam April 11, 2008
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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