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A large book that existed since the dawn of time. Contains all tricks ever known to man, sorted by date.
You told her you were gay so you'd get closer to her? That's the oldest trick in the book, and won't work either!
by numandina September 27, 2010
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To be online Facebook; in the process of checking your Facebook account.
"Dude did you get the message I sent you last night?"

"Nah, I didn't get time to check The Book".
by Adam Keet October 30, 2007
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I'll hit you up on the book

I'll add you on the book

I messaged you on the book
by k8ster December 15, 2007
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n. The magical object that has made many girls 'chestless' over the years. Refers to females who are 'flat' and have small 'titties,' or breasts due to the undeniable fact that the book has metaphorically fallen on their chest.
Dude, Philly, your girl is fucking tiny. She's got a terrible case of The Book.

Man, shut your ass Swan, your girl got the shit beat of her by The Book.
by RobbyRobb LilSwan January 16, 2007
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A term refering to Facebook, the extremely popular social networking website.
Fred: Yo what are you up to this weekend?
Ed: Nothing, you?
Fred: I'm throwing a party at my crib, I'll hit you up on The Book.
by R-E February 27, 2009
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