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zerking off 

A term Jerma uses to belittle his chronic masturbating. His computer is riddled with porn
Jerma - “No face cam tonight”
Chat - “Oh he was zerking off”
zerking off by SDuckMe December 31, 2020
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zeoki • Zeki • zenki • zookie • zookies • Zeekin • zekiah • Zekiel • zekirah • Zeolite
The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.
Johnson ran around the bar zenking people all night long. He was finally kicked out after he zenked the owner and broke his bottle.
zenking by A. Baldwin August 4, 2007

Zeolites 

All parents who don't want their under-aged children having sexual relations with an adult
Kate's mother: Those bigoted, religious zeolites!

Kate's mother: Okay, the relationship started AFTER she turned 18
Zeolites by marshland June 10, 2013
Usually a beautiful, tall, Turkish girl. She is very dedicated and sees no obstacles. She will work hard to achieve her goals/dreams. If you get the chance to meet one let her personality rub off on you. She is also an excellent friend.
"What's your best friends name?"
"Zekiye."
"Wow you are really lucky!"
Zekiye by uknowhatitisb January 16, 2013

zerkin off 

yo my guy in the next room straight zerkin off
zerkin off by zerkin it February 12, 2022
A loving kind and gentle person who loves to protect others usually has natural black or brown hair brown eyes and a loving heart with his bubbly personality he always gets a lot of friends everybody loves him. he's a gamer and he is an amazing friend and I don't think anybody would anything more ^ω^
Girl: oh Zeki your so cool
Zeki: I know
Zeki by Sleepy panda123 January 24, 2017
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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