The name of the hidden ruler lost to time... The king whose name has been scrubbed from the records of dark history for generations... His reign as great as the seven seas and his power rivaling that of thunder... Not much is known about Zeekin Zephariah III, but one thing is for certain... He was a force to be reckoned with...
Person 1: I heard theres this guy named Zeek in our class
Person 2: Zeek? Like Zeekin Zephariah III...?
Person 1: what are you talking about bro
The art of tapping the open mouth of a beer bottle held by an unsuspecting drinker with the bottom of your bottle, resulting in a gush of foamy beer. Poor zenking results in broken or chipped bottles, zero gush of foam, and no cool points.
Johnson ran around the bar zenking people all night long. He was finally kicked out after he zenked the owner and broke his bottle.
To be fucked by a cock that either exceeds or is equal to a flacid length of 13 inches. Famously named after Zeke Baylor, a secondary character in the High School Musical film franchise, who's original character concept was said to have an enormous cock. This was especially prevalent during the "Can I Have This Dance" number in High School Musical 3, where one scene showed Zeke jizzing into the sky. This scene was later deleted and the fluid cascading from above was passed off as rain on Troy and Gabriella.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.