zayson

Zayson is the most smart guy you’ll ever meet. He is clueless on purpose but is the class clown. Everyone would know him as “ a popular jerk” but once you get to know him, he is so kindhearted and truthful. He is to easy to love, but if you take the chance to meet him for granted, he is inpatient and will give up.

Man, Zayson sound legit!

by Stranger Edits May 2, 2018

Jayson Zayson

He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.

Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.

Jayson Zayson:
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.

Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory

by HaroldtripleSEKS July 12, 2019

Zaylon

Zaylon can sometimes be rude but all together they are mostly nice. They usually have short brown hair and brown eyes. They are very funny and always try to help you when you’re sad.

I was really sad and Zaylon cheered me up

by Lollipop1515 June 29, 2018

Zayon

Quite simply the GOAT
The realist niggah alive most likely successful if he’s not already

Look at Zayon man, what a inspirational guy!

by God,Micheal Jordan, Drake, April 15, 2021

Zaydon

Zaydon's are a gift that no one can find ,
Zaydon's have the type of energy that Keeps the city going if you find a Zaydon you are a lucky one

Who's the new guy?
Person 2: He's name is Zaydon

by Gemoka November 24, 2021

zayon

Zayon is kinda weird and a bit nerdy, but hes a loyal dude who will treat you right. He's shy but once you get to know him hes a cute and sensitive dude. Zayon is someone you'd go out for lunch with and be like, "wow, hes pretty cool." He's also someone who will eat a load of food and still be hungry. He'll be down to play games whenever and is a pretty chill guy to hang out with. He's one of a kind. Zayon is the type of person to get fixated on one thing for a long time and learn everything about it.

"Hey Zayon! What game are you playing today?"

by KyoshiKitten September 11, 2020

Zaysan

The town in Kazakhstan, the Eastern Kazakhstan region. Can be defined as a butthole of the world, since it is located in a pit, fully encircled by the mountains. The city is the birthplace for dammnn degenerate and futureless lipshits of 1999-today. The anomaly that stands over the city is the fact that despite all the ass-like architecture and poor logistics, the older people admire the town more than their lives.

Male: Hello, sweety! Where are you from?
Female: Hi, young man. I am from Zaysan
Male:....
Male: *running away in fear

by Zaysan_Hater October 30, 2022