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Quite simply the GOAT
The realist niggah alive most likely successful if he’s not already
Look at Zayon man, what a inspirational guy!
Words you can keep
Zayon is kinda weird and a bit nerdy, but hes a loyal dude who will treat you right. He's shy but once you get to know him hes a cute and sensitive dude. Zayon is someone you'd go out for lunch with and be like, "wow, hes pretty cool." He's also someone who will eat a load of food and still be hungry. He'll be down to play games whenever and is a pretty chill guy to hang out with. He's one of a kind. Zayon is the type of person to get fixated on one thing for a long time and learn everything about it.
"Hey Zayon! What game are you playing today?"
zayon by KyoshiKitten September 11, 2020
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Zayn Malik

Person: Who’s the hottest man on the planet

Everyone: Zayn Malik
Zayn Malik by Ed Sheerans ankle February 23, 2021

gotta zayn 

it's like saying "gotta go", "gotta leave". because zayn left one direction.
sorry, gotta zayn. I need to get home before curfew.
gotta zayn by ksizzle123 June 21, 2015

gotta zayn 

the act of leaving quickly without any notice or warning to anyone at a random time when things get stressful or annoying (just like zayn did with one direction)
teacher - time for your presentation

you- okay well gotta zayn
gotta zayn by hoodgirl1996 January 21, 2016

Gotta Zayn 

Leaving during the middle of something vaguely important. (Comes from Zayn Malik leaving One Direction in the middle of a tour)
*in the middle of playing basketball*
Guy 1- Bro where are you going?
Guy 2- Sorry man, the fam wants me to go pick up food, gotta Zayn.

Girl 1- Hey Jan wanna go with us to the mall?

Girl 2- I can't! Mom wants me home, gotta Zayn! See you later!
Gotta Zayn by Girl-In-Ashes August 21, 2015

Pull a Zayn 

to 'Pull a Zayn' is the act of sudden leave. to dispatch from a small or large group, or to simply altogether remove one's self from an awkward situation. (Definition/Act inspired by the 1D member Zayn Malik)
tom: hey you going to that party tonight?

susan: ah, nah I think I'm gonna zayn it.

friend: hey man let's go do some hardcore drugs!!!
you: zayn! *leaves*

"are you bailing on me man? c'mon don't pull a zayn on me now, you're my best man at this wedding!"

troy: what about us, what about everything we've been through

gabriella: ....I gotta go my own way.... zayn! *skips away*
Pull a Zayn by Kam K March 28, 2015
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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