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The town in Kazakhstan, the Eastern Kazakhstan region. Can be defined as a butthole of the world, since it is located in a pit, fully encircled by the mountains. The city is the birthplace for dammnn degenerate and futureless lipshits of 1999-today. The anomaly that stands over the city is the fact that despite all the ass-like architecture and poor logistics, the older people admire the town more than their lives.
Male: Hello, sweety! Where are you from?
Female: Hi, young man. I am from Zaysan
Male:....
Male: *running away in fear
Zaysan by Zaysan_Hater October 30, 2022
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A charismatic, loud (sometimes obnoxious) person who contradicts themselves and is very easily under the influence of others. A person who tries to become their own person by becoming 'independent' yet still has the characteristics of a spoiled child. School is a huge factor in their life- this person is a lover of learning but also a lover of adventures. They love to do spontaneous things, be free and wild. They need order in their life but neglect it for unknown reasoning. They are hard headed, and have difficulty admitting they are wrong. They are open to read like a book- but as they grow older they become distant. They have difficulties with priorities- tendency to number them wrongly- but will learn to deal with this problem. Even with all their negative characteristics they have a loving side. They will always have a persons back even if that person have previously wronged them- they have difficulty saying 'no' to their loved ones. They are confident and instill confidence to their loved ones but they have problems with their own image. They are outspoken and funny- they have a problem with needing to please others. Could be due to their insecurities . Lastly, they make many mistakes, but as they grow older these mistakes will only be lessons learned.
"OMG! Being a Zayani is awesome!"
"Zayani is so understanding. lol"
"That was such a Zayani move. smh"
zayani by Taker+Giver May 19, 2016
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Zaysan Zayan Zayaan Zayyan Zaydan ZAYANNA zaylan Zaylanna zaytan Zayaanah
The closest thing to a god
I wish I was a Zaylan
Zaylan by Dr. Ferjizzinizzle September 3, 2018
Amazing is an understatement. Makes everyone feel good about themselves and makes you more confident as a person. A little dorky, but its a good thing. The funniest person I know and never fails to make anyone smile. Someone anyone can easily talk to and never get bored of. Intelligent, bright, such a sweetheart, and has really nice eyes.
Zayan is such an amazing person anyone would be lucky to have him in his life
Zayan by Haris Hirani April 28, 2019
Always 1k, Fine asf, Chill but can be Aggy. She's always loved. Irreplaceable
Zaylani is just such a great person
zaylani by The Favorite ❤ June 4, 2017
Zayyan is what you call someone or something that is really cool.
That new game is zayyan.
I hope i get to go to the party with Zayyan
Zayyan by Frib February 17, 2009
Zayaan is a ledgend who is smart, pure and very innocent. Zayaan can have is very smart moments and also his very dumb moments. Zayaan is very funny and has a lot of friends, he puts his trust in everyone and cares a lot about them no matter what. Zayaan will make your day and never make you feel sad. Zayaan is the life of the party and also quite a big joke star. Zayaan is very crazy and make the wierdest jokes and comments but everyone will still laugh cause its Zayaan. Zayaan is like a radio he will talk and talk for what feels like for ever but sometimes it will get annoying but you just have to sit and listen like he does for you. If you ever find a Zayaan make sure to be his friend your friendship will go a long way.
Zayaan is my best friend
Zayaan by HRHZAS September 13, 2018
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