He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.

Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
Jayson Zayson:
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.

Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
by HaroldtripleSEKS July 12, 2019
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