Zayon

Quite simply the GOAT
The realist niggah alive most likely successful if he’s not already

Look at Zayon man, what a inspirational guy!

by God,Micheal Jordan, Drake, April 15, 2021

zayon

Zayon is kinda weird and a bit nerdy, but hes a loyal dude who will treat you right. He's shy but once you get to know him hes a cute and sensitive dude. Zayon is someone you'd go out for lunch with and be like, "wow, hes pretty cool." He's also someone who will eat a load of food and still be hungry. He'll be down to play games whenever and is a pretty chill guy to hang out with. He's one of a kind. Zayon is the type of person to get fixated on one thing for a long time and learn everything about it.

"Hey Zayon! What game are you playing today?"

by KyoshiKitten September 11, 2020

Zayn Malik

The hottest man on the planet

Person: Who’s the hottest man on the planet

Everyone: Zayn Malik

by Ed Sheerans ankle February 23, 2021

gotta zayn

it's like saying "gotta go", "gotta leave". because zayn left one direction.

sorry, gotta zayn. I need to get home before curfew.

by ksizzle123 June 21, 2015

gotta zayn

the act of leaving quickly without any notice or warning to anyone at a random time when things get stressful or annoying (just like zayn did with one direction)

teacher - time for your presentation

you- okay well gotta zayn

by hoodgirl1996 January 21, 2016

Gotta Zayn

Leaving during the middle of something vaguely important. (Comes from Zayn Malik leaving One Direction in the middle of a tour)

*in the middle of playing basketball*
Guy 1- Bro where are you going?
Guy 2- Sorry man, the fam wants me to go pick up food, gotta Zayn.

Girl 1- Hey Jan wanna go with us to the mall?

Girl 2- I can't! Mom wants me home, gotta Zayn! See you later!

by Girl-In-Ashes August 21, 2015

Pull a Zayn

to 'Pull a Zayn' is the act of sudden leave. to dispatch from a small or large group, or to simply altogether remove one's self from an awkward situation. (Definition/Act inspired by the 1D member Zayn Malik)

tom: hey you going to that party tonight?

susan: ah, nah I think I'm gonna zayn it.

friend: hey man let's go do some hardcore drugs!!!
you: zayn! *leaves*

"are you bailing on me man? c'mon don't pull a zayn on me now, you're my best man at this wedding!"

troy: what about us, what about everything we've been through

gabriella: ....I gotta go my own way.... zayn! *skips away*

by Kam K March 28, 2015