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A bamf. Generally found in regions of the Midwestern small Scandinavian countries. German in origin.
Often prone to fits of impatience.
I was talkin to this zaugg the other night and she totally gave me a nathan. (see definition of a nathan)
zaugg by antonio zoolander December 30, 2007
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Zugg my gogg 

1. Unintentional enunciation of "Suck my cock" spoken by a male in the throes of amorous passion, thus the guttural, heavy tone and pronunciation. The command or suggestion made by a male to his female partner, "Suck my cock," as enunciated when lying on his back and feeling viscerally amorous. Often spoken when the male perceives he will be mounted and wishes to first be blown or, when making out, realizes his partner does not have blowing on her mind. (Research shows "Zugg my gogg" to be one of the most frequently spoken phrases during foreplay.)

2. Unintentional enunciation of "Suck my cock" spoken by a male whose nose is markedly plugged up, often due to allergies, a cold, or the flu. The command or suggestion made by a nasally stuffed-up male to his female partner, "Suck my cock," as enunciated when lying on his back and feeling viscerally amorous. Often spoken when the congested male perceives he will be mounted and wishes to first be blown or, when making out, realizes his partner does not have blowing on her mind. (Def. 2 is not as commonly recognized as Def. 1 and is less frequently spoken; some speculate this is due to the relatively low likelihood of a guy who is ailing from a cold, a sinus infection, or allergies requesting a blow from his partner.)
1. He had been squeezing her ass for so long as she kissed his neck and stoked his cobb through his jeans that he finally could not stand it a moment longer and uttered, 'Zugg my gogg.'

2. Though he had been laid up for days in bed with the flu, when Sarah came in and began to undress, bending to pick up her shoes off the floor, Craig, feeling intensely randy despite his illness, pleaded nasally to his wife, 'Ah yeah, zugg my gogg.'
Zugg my gogg by P'tainz September 18, 2013
Related Words
zaugg • Zaggot • zuggs • Zagga • Zaggy • zuggy • Zagged • Zaggazao • Zaggazigging • zaggin
Intoxicated to hell, stupendously stoned on any drug, spaced out, wasted. See zonked
"Did you see Sheldon at the party last night?"
" Yeah, he was fucking zagged!"
Zagged by Theoriginalzagged March 14, 2015
The ship name that was created by directioners when Naughty Boy dropped Zayn's solo song 'I Won't Mind'. Naughty Boy and Zayn's relationship was pushed further out into the public when Zayn tweeted, "@Louis_Tomlinson Remember when you had a life and stopped making bitchy comments about mine?" This relationship is similar to dating a greasy burrito/hamburger/cow.
Person One: OMG read my Zaughty fanfic on wattpad! It's hot and greasy!
Person Two: WTF
Zaughty by biginfinites May 19, 2015
a word originating from the spriggs of Sheffield meaning something is exaggerated.
ben: " tha cant beat a brew, I could drink a billion brews!"
joe: "ZAGGERS!!!"
zaggers by Ninumo May 28, 2015

Zig-zaggin

When you have had way too much to drink and you can no longer walk in a straight line.
Wow Cori, do you remember anything from last night, you were already zig-zaggin by 9.
Zig-zaggin by 10001/2B March 5, 2009
A very sexy or awesome object
Oh your stache is lookin' so ZAGGY today ;{)
Zaggy by EpiclyEpique August 29, 2012
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