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zarl
I've been trying to bang that chick for years and I finally made it last night. I'm feeling totally zarl!
zarl by Paul Register February 23, 2014
zanulinquent
Present Generation of young Zimbabwean of Card carrying Zanu PF parents, who having witness to the looting and subsequent failure of the Zimbabwean economy have taken on the mantra that the world owes them something.
While running a student Digs in Grahamstown for Rhodes University students for close to ten years, I've had the pleasure of getting to know many Zimbabweans as tenants, then and now. Still the 2008 intake was a rude awakening. The housed group of friends, established a squatter camp, abused the house's shared power bill and had neighbours calling complaining to me about drunken public "urinating-for-distance" contests from the house-front steps, or repeatedly calling the police for noise disturbance. The King Zanulinquent was resident for two years before avoiding signing his final lease, then skipping his last month’s payment leaving others to fit the bill ala this definition. Small Claims Court willing his underpants will be listed on www.bidorbuy.co.za very soon
zanulinquent by Dezdemona August 6, 2009
Zarli
Zarli is very compassionate, well worded and neat. Shes beautiful caring and cute. Everyone knows who she is and everyone wishes they were her. Zarli is everyones best friend. She has a great fashion sense everyone wishes they could dress like her. Who ever gets her wont let go, shes a keeper. Zarli will always keep her friends close but her enemies closer.
Zarli by hotgirl 111 December 31, 2011
Zanulio
1 - A person who is being rather ridiculous, in an otherwise serious conversation.
2 - An individual who tends to act silly/crazy as a part of their personality, despite the context of any situation they may be in
2 - An individual who tends to act silly/crazy as a part of their personality, despite the context of any situation they may be in
Zanulio by Jimm the Timm February 6, 2013
zaul
You have aspiration and inspiration, hope and guidance. Since you are intuitive and perceptive and you understand human nature. You have the power to achieve. Diplomacy and discretion make you a good mediator. You are inspired, introspective, and have a good understanding of the human heart. You can have the ability to commercialize your artistic talents successfully. You are often a mystery to others and to yourself. You are always reaching for something higher, without exactly knowing what that "higher" is. You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You find the best contentment in life when you own your own home and provide well for your family and loved ones. You have a great sense of responsibility and duty. You are comforting, appreciative and affectionate. Your obligation in life is to hold justice and truth, and if you follow the Law, you can find the great happiness and satisfaction.
You find the best contentment in life when you own your own home and provide well for your family and loved ones. You have a great sense of responsibility and duty. You are comforting, appreciative and affectionate. Your obligation in life is to hold justice and truth, and if you follow the Law, you can find the great happiness and satisfaction.
zaul by Bob SagetttoubedMark Shcwartzz November 1, 2016
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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