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a word to use when you don’t want to insult someone but you are mad enough at them to call them something.
stop being a zargnut” He said to her, even thought he wanted to call her a bitch.
zargnut by holden toudics June 1, 2024
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Zergnut: a word thats used to call virgins that hang around in groups as in zerg. Mostly used in video games or the hood.
EXAMPLE: "yall are a bunch of zergnuts."
EXAMPLE 2: Shitters that go to excavator with aks in Rust
EXAMPLE 3: "yall tryna spin the block on em zergnuts?"
zergnut by Rxflt January 30, 2022
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ZAGNUT candy bar has been a great tasting candy bar for nearly 75 years. The unique combination of crunchy peanut butter covered in rich toasted coconut is one of a kind.
I am craving a zagnut candy bar.
zagnut by Tenarr July 1, 2005
to receive oral gratification from two people, each sucking on one testacle in a vacuous manner.
Peter North received a glorious zagnut from both Tera Patrick and Gina Lynn.
zagnut by Tom Zappacosta September 22, 2003
Zagnut is a candy bar originating from the 1980s or so. It consists of toasted coconut and peanut butter. It was made by Reese's Company, and to this day it remains to be seen in any place but eBay and local convenience stores. Oh, how I miss it so.
"Hey," said the pregnant woman, "could you go to the E-Z Buy? I've got a sudden urge for a Zagnut."
Zagnut by (insert alias here) June 27, 2005
A chocolate bar of some sort..it was used on Beetlejuice the movie.
Beetlejuice pulled out a zagnut bar, attracted the fly with it, and ate the fly!
Zagnut by mitchy March 8, 2004
To have one's testicles sucked by two people at the same time. You are one lucky duck to have so many people vying for the attention of your 'nads.
Yo last night these two bitches zagnutt me man.
Zagnutt by Gingerxo September 9, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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