yumpkin

the act of recieving a blumpkin or blumpie whilst eating a chilidog.

i accidentally got chili in tina's hair while she was giving me a yumpkin.

by justin puopaio January 9, 2008

yumpling

A particularly large glob of spit or snot delivered to another due to a laugh or sneeze.

Aaarghh! Thanks for the yumpling Ben!!

by therealMagman January 10, 2017

Yumping

Any sex act that involves food.

Yum + Humping

Mossy: Anna, I told you to take this tape back to Blockbuster. Now my perfect renter record is ruined. I always rewind!

Anna: It's 9 1/2 weeks. All the sex scenes are just yumping anyway. I do love a good cucumber myself tho. Jive Turkey

by Justin America May 11, 2023

yumpkins

Also known as 'yummy pumpkins' just a shorter version

"I want yumpkins for halloween!" said Mary

by Bloossom2468 November 16, 2004

yumkin

1) The act of performing oral sex on a man while he is experiencing "the runs".
2) Giving a blowjob to a guy who has diarrhea at the same time.

You owe me 5 yumkins.

by yumkins February 11, 2009

Yummy Yumpkins

The ultimate yum. A yum in which your taste buds explode in pure orgasmic enjoyment.

That cookie dough ice cream was yummy yumpkins for realsies.

by Misses Sassypaws April 19, 2009

yumping yack

"Jumping jack" as pronounced by Mexican laborers who don't speak good English. A jumping jack is a hand operated piece of equipment that compacts soil at a construction site.

Boss said to use the yumping yack on dees dirt over here

by bumbleclot June 11, 2009