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yumpling 

A particularly large glob of spit or snot delivered to another due to a laugh or sneeze.
Aaarghh! Thanks for the yumpling Ben!!
yumpling by therealMagman January 10, 2017
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Any sex act that involves food.

Yum + Humping
Mossy: Anna, I told you to take this tape back to Blockbuster. Now my perfect renter record is ruined. I always rewind!

Anna: It's 9 1/2 weeks. All the sex scenes are just yumping anyway. I do love a good cucumber myself tho. Jive Turkey
Yumping by Justin America May 11, 2023

yumpkins 

Also known as 'yummy pumpkins' just a shorter version
"I want yumpkins for halloween!" said Mary
yumpkins by Bloossom2468 November 16, 2004
1) The act of performing oral sex on a man while he is experiencing "the runs".
2) Giving a blowjob to a guy who has diarrhea at the same time.
You owe me 5 yumkins.
yumkin by yumkins February 11, 2009

Yummy Yumpkins

The ultimate yum. A yum in which your taste buds explode in pure orgasmic enjoyment.
That cookie dough ice cream was yummy yumpkins for realsies.

yumping yack 

"Jumping jack" as pronounced by Mexican laborers who don't speak good English. A jumping jack is a hand operated piece of equipment that compacts soil at a construction site.
Boss said to use the yumping yack on dees dirt over here
yumping yack by bumbleclot June 11, 2009