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maths

How people outside of the U.S. refer to mathematics.
Crikey! I bloody hate maths, mate!
by bumbleclot May 5, 2009
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the poopy dance

occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.
i had to do the poopy dance for fifteen minutes in the mall before i could find a restroom.
by bumbleclot January 2, 2009
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a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.
much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.
by bumbleclot July 12, 2006
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miscarriage

God's method of abortion.

About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).
Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.
by bumbleclot May 6, 2009
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mosquito wings

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.
A soldier typically receives his/her mosquito wings after 6 months of active duty.
by bumbleclot April 1, 2009
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BUFF

from now on, scott will be referred to as BUFF.
by bumbleclot February 4, 2009
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amine

Amines are organic compounds and functional groups that contain a basic nitrogen atom with a lone pair. Amines are derivatives of ammonia, wherein one or more hydrogen atoms are replaced by organic substituents such as alkyl and aryl groups.

Not to be confused with anime.
Chlorpheniramine is an antihistamine that helps to relieve allergic disorders due to cold, hay fever, itchy skin, insect bites and stings.

Anime refers to faggy cartoons that are produced in Japan and watched by emo american kids. Call it japanimation to piss them off.
by bumbleclot January 2, 2009
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