bumbleclot's definitions

St. Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it is socially acceptable to be shitfaced during the day, whether you're at school, work, etc.

Normally I would not go to class drunk at 9:00am, but it's St. Patrick's Day.

by bumbleclot March 17, 2010

blue collar

Blue collar does NOT simply refer to working class people. Blue collar workers are working class people whose jobs consist of MANUAL labor.

A white collar worker may also be a member of the working class. In some cases white collar workers make less money than blue collar workers.

Construction laborers are blue collar workers.

by bumbleclot May 14, 2009

snack bitch

Person in a group of stoners who is elected to retrieve snacks for the rest of the group. A snack bitch is required at times when certain individuals get the munchies and are too stoned to get their own snacks.

A snack bitch should either be the sober person in the group, or the person who is best at remaining cognizant while stoned.

The snack bitch is usually elected by the majority vote.

I'm too fucking stoned to make a sandwich. Can you be the snack bitch tonight?

by bumbleclot May 18, 2009

just a friend

The guy that your girlfriend is fucking.

Tony? Oh, he's just a friend.

by bumbleclot May 19, 2009

side straddle hop

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

by bumbleclot May 20, 2009

humpity-hump

Used to define an unknown quantity.

John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.

by bumbleclot June 5, 2009

yumping yack

"Jumping jack" as pronounced by Mexican laborers who don't speak good English. A jumping jack is a hand operated piece of equipment that compacts soil at a construction site.

Boss said to use the yumping yack on dees dirt over here

by bumbleclot June 11, 2009