St. Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it is socially acceptable to be shitfaced during the day, whether you're at school, work, etc.

Normally I would not go to class drunk at 9:00am, but it's St. Patrick's Day.

by bumbleclot March 17, 2010

closet hottie

A person whose extreme hottness is kept discreetly hidden (usually by modest clothing).

I had no idea that girl was such a closet hottie. She was hiding that body under that baggy sweatshirt all winter.

by bumbleclot December 02, 2009

big balls

when something is a pain in the ass, it's "big balls". italian-american slang.

this job is big balls.

by bumbleclot December 09, 2008

Biw Cahr

Bill Cowher, former coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, pronounced in pittsburghese.

Biw Cahr used ta coach da Stiwwers

by bumbleclot January 12, 2009

stank tunnel

the vagina.

john loved plunging his dick into mary's stank tunnel.

by bumbleclot December 09, 2008

gommed

Being accosted to do a loathsome, undesirable task at work.

Guy #1: Where's John? It's 5:00.
Guy #2: He was gommed.

by bumbleclot February 17, 2009

ranger

1. A compact pickup truck produced by Ford. Probably one of the shittiest, most cheaply made trucks money can buy.

2. An "elite" U.S. Army infantryman. Rangers pride themselves in physical stamina, but they are not the sharpest crayons in the box. NOT the same thing as Special Forces.

My ranger broke down again today.

Rangers can road march for 30 miles, but can't read.

by bumbleclot May 07, 2009