bumbleclot's definitions

the poopy dance

occurs when you have to take a shit but there is no restroom nearby. therefore you end up dancing around while prairie dogging, trying to hold the turd at bay.

i had to do the poopy dance for fifteen minutes in the mall before i could find a restroom.

by bumbleclot January 2, 2009

maths

How people outside of the U.S. refer to mathematics.

Crikey! I bloody hate maths, mate!

by bumbleclot May 5, 2009

amine

Amines are organic compounds and functional groups that contain a basic nitrogen atom with a lone pair. Amines are derivatives of ammonia, wherein one or more hydrogen atoms are replaced by organic substituents such as alkyl and aryl groups.

Not to be confused with anime.

Chlorpheniramine is an antihistamine that helps to relieve allergic disorders due to cold, hay fever, itchy skin, insect bites and stings.

Anime refers to faggy cartoons that are produced in Japan and watched by emo american kids. Call it japanimation to piss them off.

by bumbleclot January 2, 2009

side straddle hop

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

by bumbleclot May 20, 2009

BUFF

big ugly fat fuck.

from now on, scott will be referred to as BUFF.

by bumbleclot February 4, 2009

sunflower seeds

something that all blue collar workers love to eat.

frequently heard at the jobsite: "you guys want some sunflower seeds?"

by bumbleclot January 13, 2009

mosquito wings

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.

A soldier typically receives his/her mosquito wings after 6 months of active duty.

by bumbleclot April 1, 2009