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yourmomism 

The belief that having sexual intercourse with your mom is the only true economic system.
Person 1: "Is he communist?"
Person 2: "No he believes in yourmomism"
Person 1: "Oh ok, based"
yourmomism by PerhapsXK April 6, 2021

Yourmomism 

The religion of worshiping people's mothers.
There is a new religion! It's called Yourmomism.
Yourmomism by firebit September 2, 2023

Yourmomistan

A fat country whose major import is mansauce. Major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. Clergy should be alert when traveling to Yourmomistan as many incidents of bishop bashing have been reported. Yourmomistan is easily accessible by train, as the Cleveland Steamer runs through there regularly.
Come to Yourmomistan! When you're there, come again!
Yourmomistan by bigtrick October 30, 2006

yourmomitis 

a disease deeply affecting the brain and mouth as a result of one saying too many "your mom" jokes.
Cassidy - "Doctor! Doctor! Something is wrong with me!"
Doctor - "What seems to be the problem?"
Cassidy - "Your mom's a problem!"
Doctor - "Oh no.. it seems you have a rare case of yourmomitis.."

Yourmomium 

The largest, densest, thickest, fattest element on the periodic table.

Symbol Ym, common isotopes include Ym-21 and Ym-69
1- My favorite element? Yourmomium...
2- If you react Ym, yourmomium with Yd, yourdadium, you might be lucky and get Kd, kidium!
3- Yourmomium is the heaviest element known to man, and is so heavy, even one atom is too much to carry...
4- Yourmomium makes great cookies...
Yourmomium by SCIENCE, YOU FOOL October 25, 2017

Yourmomlmao from ifunny

Arguably the best commenter on the app. This faceless man has stricken us all on countless occasions with a good laugh from his witty comments. Though nobody has ever seen Jimmy, it’s been rumored he’s a gorgeous man with looks matching his perfect sense of humor. Sophie surely is missing out. In fact, jimmy isn’t even his real name. Who tf is yourmomlmao from ifunny
Person 1: did you see what yourmomlmao from ifunny said earlier

Person 2: yea dude that fucker is hilarious lmao
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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