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your mom gay lol

this is the worst insult you can ever use against someone. this will end their career in one complete swipe.
Preacher: Make sure to-
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Preacher: dies
your mom gay lol by lil booty wipe January 3, 2018

your mom gay lol

your mom has big homo

your mom gay lol

Say that to a fucking normie. Trust me, they'll never get to mess up with you again.
Person 1: fuck off!
Person 2: your mom gay lol
Person 1: *cries in a corner* I should've never messed with him...

your mom gay lol

The ultimate phrase used when you have been turned down and you really really need to get laid.
Person 1: Please please please fuck me...
Person 2: ew! No! You're disgusting.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: I take my words back, fuck me now!
Person 1: 😏
your mom gay lol by SoRandom69 February 22, 2018

Your mom gay lol

If someone uses this insult you will get raped and die in your sleep if want to kill an enemy say your mom gay lol
Assholes: yo penis is small
Me: stfu your mom gay lol
Assholes: gets raped and dies
Me: goes to jail for murder and rape

Your mom gay lol

This is the greatest comeback of all time. Nothing can out do this you will always fucking win an argument just by yelling out YOUR MOM GAY LOL
Bully: Give me your money you fucking wanker
Me: Your mom gay lol
Bully: commits deathpacito
Your mom gay lol by Yea Wot Mate September 10, 2019
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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