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hey youd 

Being told to do something right before it needs to be done because your boss or whoever dropped the ball on it or it just came up.

Can also be used when asking for directions or anything in which you pick out a random person to ask for something.
I'm not gonna be able to go out tonight cuz Mr Lombardy hey youd me to finish the TPS reports.

Biff: Where the fuck is that Indian restaurant?
Fred: I dunno, lets go hey you that that Indian dude over there.
hey youd by Gamblar December 10, 2006
Related Words
Youdon • Youde • youdnaika • YouDouche • youdude • Youd • Youdadee • youdaism • youdass • YouDB

you'd like to be 

the correct comeback when one male, in anger, yells out to another male, "UP YOUR ASS!"
BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!
you'd like to be by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

www.youdontknowwhoiam.org 

A site which plays an 'un-closable' trojan with a looping flash of "you are an idiot". The web page has been changed to youareanidiot.org but doesn't contain a Trojan.
"me and Kevin opened www.youdontknowwhoiam.org at school"
"Kevin couldn't close it"
"I escaped while Kevin got his ass shouted at by a teacher"
"i never saw Kevin ever again"

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

A response when someone uses the insult "Suck my dick, my balls etc."
person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?

YouDouche 

The comment to leave on someone's YouTube video if they have made a video of themselves criticizing someone poorly and unfairly with no real point or merit.
If the person in the video says something like this;

"I hate (blank) everybody thinks (blank) is so great, but (blank) are a bunch of sell outs and liars. I heard that (blank) did this and (blank) did that and the sooner people realize (blank) sucks then the world would be a better place. Make sure you comment and share this video with all your friends so everyone can hear my opinion about (blank)."

Then simply comment

YouDouche
YouDouche by EJONE86 April 27, 2009
A skatty looking girl, usually with lots of make up and blonde hair, but more recently has been known to have brown hair. Not the sort of girl you would bring back to your mother.

Originated in Nottingham University, but has spread to others now.
T: Oh my god! Have you seen Tiffany recently? She is looking fitttttt

E: Nah man - that girl is such a youdeowei - don't go there
Youdeowei by Timboland May 29, 2011
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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