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Definitions by Gamblar

dick sucker 

Can also be used as noun referring to someone's mouth and at the same time suggesting they suck dick with it. Used primarily to describe someone's mouth who talks too much, is too loud, or says something you don't like (relates more to speech than anything else). I've never heard it used in reference to eating.
I wish that loud bitch over there would shut her dick sucker already.

John: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: Shut your dick sucker and throw down

Get away from me with that dick sucker -- said as a nappy ho tries to kiss you.

Biff: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: I'm gonna punch you in your dick sucker you little bitch
dick sucker by Gamblar December 10, 2008

nappy ho 

Fuck that dude, I aint touchin that nappy ho.
nappy ho by Gamblar December 10, 2008

dropped the ball 

Someone fucking something up because they're incompentent or weren't paying attention, thusly fucking themselves and possibly others over.
Biff: Christy sure dropped the ball on this whole Christmas party thing, now I have to come in this Saturday to help decorate.
Joey: That blows dude, she should be fired.
dropped the ball by Gamblar December 10, 2008

telephone toughguy 

A person who will talk shit over the phone (or any means of communication) only because they have no fear of actually having to fight the person on the other end or ever back up their words.
My ex girlfriend got a telephone toughguy that won't leave me alone, I'm gonna fuck him up if I ever find out who it is.
telephone toughguy by Gamblar December 9, 2008
Some chad knocked me into a table when he shoved some guy and now my arm hurts.
chad by Gamblar December 9, 2008
The female equivelant of febass. It's a combination of the words "feet" "clam" and "ass". The way to distinguish this from fass or febass is:
1. The presence of females
2. Being able to pick out the sweaty clam smell from the other smells.
When Jen got home from her basketball game she smelled like straight feclass.
feclass by Gamblar December 9, 2008
When a guy sticks his thumb up a girl's ass from behind (likely while fucking her doggy style) and lets his fingers rest on her upper ass/lower back (possibly tapping his fingers making it even weirder). This makes it seem to her as though a giant spider is crawling up her ass. Most likely done by inexperienced individuals.
Jen: So I heard you fucked Joe? How was he?
Jamie: Uhhh...ok I guess, he kinda weirded me out by doing the spider though.
Jen: Fuckin amateur, lets make out.
spider by Gamblar December 9, 2008