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hey youd
Being told to do something right before it needs to be done because your boss or whoever dropped the ball on it or it just came up.
Can also be used when asking for directions or anything in which you pick out a random person to ask for something.
Can also be used when asking for directions or anything in which you pick out a random person to ask for something.
you'd like to be
BILL: (thinking he has the cutting remark to win the heated argument) UP YOUR ASS, CUNT!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!
OWEN: (knowing he has now won the argument) YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO BE!
you'd like to be by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
www.youdontknowwhoiam.org
A site which plays an 'un-closable' trojan with a looping flash of "you are an idiot". The web page has been changed to youareanidiot.org but doesn't contain a Trojan.
"me and Kevin opened www.youdontknowwhoiam.org at school"
"Kevin couldn't close it"
"I escaped while Kevin got his ass shouted at by a teacher"
"i never saw Kevin ever again"
"Kevin couldn't close it"
"I escaped while Kevin got his ass shouted at by a teacher"
"i never saw Kevin ever again"
www.youdontknowwhoiam.org by PcRehan June 29, 2016
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
person 1: I hate singing!
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
person 2: Cause you can't sing.
person 1: Suck my dick.
person 2: You'd like that, wouldn't you?
You'd like that, wouldn't you? by elmacko April 28, 2011
YouDouche
The comment to leave on someone's YouTube video if they have made a video of themselves criticizing someone poorly and unfairly with no real point or merit.
If the person in the video says something like this;
"I hate (blank) everybody thinks (blank) is so great, but (blank) are a bunch of sell outs and liars. I heard that (blank) did this and (blank) did that and the sooner people realize (blank) sucks then the world would be a better place. Make sure you comment and share this video with all your friends so everyone can hear my opinion about (blank)."
Then simply comment
YouDouche
"I hate (blank) everybody thinks (blank) is so great, but (blank) are a bunch of sell outs and liars. I heard that (blank) did this and (blank) did that and the sooner people realize (blank) sucks then the world would be a better place. Make sure you comment and share this video with all your friends so everyone can hear my opinion about (blank)."
Then simply comment
YouDouche
Youdeowei
A skatty looking girl, usually with lots of make up and blonde hair, but more recently has been known to have brown hair. Not the sort of girl you would bring back to your mother.
Originated in Nottingham University, but has spread to others now.
Originated in Nottingham University, but has spread to others now.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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