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she's too young for you, bro

Created by Jerry Lavigne Jr, heard by Jersey Shore in Season 4, Episode 2. You say this line to someone who's trying to smush/hit on a LG/young chick, usually after stating how damn young she already is.
Vinny: If she got a basket on her bicycle, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If she still has the parental control on her TV in her bedroom, she's too young for you, bro!

Vinny: If she only owns 'Snow White' on DVD, she's too young for you, man!

Pauly D: If Keds still light up, he's too young for you, bro!
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That's Way Too Much Car For You 

1. A vehicle with more power, features, and style than a potential buyer would know how to properly utilize.

2. A person of the desired sex that is unattainable due to differences in social status, looks, intelligence, or other attributes. (i.e. "Out of your league.")
"Check out the hottie over there!"

"Woah there, boy, that's way too much car for you."

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.
dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on 

sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on
sometimes it’s okay to be a bit selfish and there will be times over the next 12 months when you really must put your own interests first no matter what that might mean for other people. What you do for yourself will benefit them too later on

well balls to you too sir 

when you ask a question to someone, and they either reply with meh, or they dont say anything at all.
hey man, what day is it?

meh....

well balls to you too sir

You Too & Stuff 

A speech by stand-up comedian Brian Regan, who talks about his speech mishaps, such as saying things at the wrong time, confusing people's genders, or saying an Involuntary "You Too".
Excerpt from "You Too & Stuff":

I'm getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, "Hey, have a nice flight".

"(And then I say) YOU TOO! Yeah, you have a nice flight too, incase you ever fly someday. Don't anybody look at me, I'm a moron. Don't know when to say the 'You Too' phrase. I can't handle it."
You Too & Stuff by JoeCool888 August 22, 2009

You're Too Slow 

A phrase that's become quite popular - a meme, to be more accurate.
To put it simply, its a side taunt that Sonic says in the game Super Smash Brothers Brawl.
"You're too slow! C'mon, step it up!" - Sonic The Hegdehog, Super Smash Bros. Brawl
You're Too Slow by Mr.Noob12 May 13, 2019