2 definitions by b4stard

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 9, 2005

chop some wets

To drink some beers, with a karate-chop-esque action.

let's go down the pub and chop some wets!

by b4stard May 30, 2007