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You know who's Mike? 

"- You know who's Mike?"
"- Who?"
"- Mike ock"
sound like "my MALE GENITAL"

It's not who you know, it's who you ho. 

Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to secure your position in the workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family. Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.
Brian will never be laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not who you know, it's who you ho.

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. 

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. We double the fun with our welcoming bar staff expertly handling your other senses over two bars, various VIP playrooms (with room service) to ensure the most comfortable conditions on your ideal night out. Windsor Relaxation Centre is Australia’s famous adult entertainment club in Windsor. To benefit our visitors, we also regularlly send out shops' coupons getting discounts to our loyal customers. In our adult service , our preimier adult service venues provide the best sexual services, massage and private girl out call in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Brisbane. We are one of Australia’s most preferred adult entertainment club.
Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. 

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. We double the fun with our welcoming bar staff expertly handling your other senses over two bars, various VIP playrooms (with room service) to ensure the most comfortable conditions on your ideal night out. Windsor Relaxation Centre is Australia’s famous adult entertainment club in Windsor. To benefit our visitors, we also regularlly send out shops' coupons getting discounts to our loyal customers. In our adult service , our preimier adult service venues provide the best sexual services, massage and private girl out call in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Brisbane. We are one of Australia’s most preferred adult entertainment club.
Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. 

Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience. We double the fun with our welcoming bar staff expertly handling your other senses over two bars, various VIP playrooms (with room service) to ensure the most comfortable conditions on your ideal night out. Windsor Relaxation Centre is Australia’s famous adult entertainment club in Windsor. To benefit our visitors, we also regularlly send out shops' coupons getting discounts to our loyal customers. In our adult service , our preimier adult service venues provide the best sexual services, massage and private girl out call in Sydney, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Brisbane. We are one of Australia’s most preferred adult entertainment club.
Windsor Relaxation Centre began as windsor’s first gentleman’s club. and has remained unlike any other, with a reputation built on the quality of our handpicked Pin-Ups who know how to pamper and tantalize you with the ultimate fantasy experience.

YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!

Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!

Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"

Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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