bigbreastedbitch's definitions

upstressed

A combination of the words upset and stressed, usually referring to emotional or work-related situations.

I don't want anyone to be upstressed, so if you have any concerns moving forward with this project...please speak up now.

by bigbreastedbitch August 27, 2010

It's not who you know, it's who you ho.

Basically sleeping/dating/living with someone of importance to secure your position in the workplace, especially if said workplace is family-owned and the person you are sleeping with is related to that particular family. Bonus points if you have a kid with that person.

Brian will never be laid off from the company, because he is dating/living with the owner's granddaughter. Oh, and let's not forget - they have a little girl together. Think about it - It's not who you know, it's who you ho.

by bigbreastedbitch May 13, 2011