When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.
In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.
Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.
Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).
In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.
Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.
Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).
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Get the i choose you pikachu mug.by sneakystevep November 04, 2017
Get the i choose you off mug.Expression used by Ash when choosing to use his favorite pokemon, pikachu, in a battle.
Although usually one addresses the pokemon first, this phrase has been adapted in modern culture.
Although usually one addresses the pokemon first, this phrase has been adapted in modern culture.
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Get the I choose you pikachu! mug.the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.
POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.
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Get the you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit mug.As you are having intercourse, you scream "I Choose you Pikachu" as you slap your balls aggressively against the women.
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Zealot "You have to choose a side!"
Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."
Zealot "You... You can't do that."
Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."
Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"
Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."
Zealot "It's going to punish you!"
Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
Hym "Ok... BOTH... And NEITHER! There. That's the side I'm on."
Zealot "You... You can't do that."
Hym "I did and AM doing that. Actively."
Zealot "But... My reality monster hates that!"
Hym "I... Do not give a single fuck about that... AT ALL! And also... I KNOW! THAT'S WHY I'M DOING IT! I want to piss it off REAL GOOD."
Zealot "It's going to punish you!"
Hym "Not if I kill it. Then, it will just be dead."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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