yordt
yordt by jake knaust December 15, 2003
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yardturding
Slang for the highly immature but gratifying act of taking a steaming dump into the front yard of an unruly and annoying neighbor.
Yup, last night we masked-up and went yardturding, making 3 pitstops to hit all the neighbors who surround our previously nearly idyllic little slice of the world.
yardturding by Dr Bunnygirl September 8, 2019
Yord
Yord by Michel J Nutsack January 13, 2019
Yorktown Shake and Bake
A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.
If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.
This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.
If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.
This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.
Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)
Yorktown Shake and Bake by Trebor Noswal November 11, 2009
yorston
Person #1 Ive booked this flight, not to travel and experience the place, but to accumulate some points.
Person #2 You are such a yorston.
Person #2 You are such a yorston.
Yorktown High School
The whitest rich kid school ever where everyone gets a MacBook and there is a pool, but they will bitch abt the swim unit cause they are privileged af. All of the guys are fuckboy laxer dudes who think they are a 10 when they are really a -3 and the girls are stupid hoes especially the dance team which is a white popular girl cult. The whole school juuls and there is a party every single week cause their rich parents couldn’t give a crap abt them. Somehow the whole school gets a 4.2 GPA bc everything in Arlington is a competition.
Yorktown High School by quackyduck22 November 15, 2018
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