yort

yort is for all things. yort is simultaneously nothing and everything. you are yort...your mom is so yort...we. are. yort. it’s the most versatile word in the history of words. like cmon man, yort. y-o-r-t. it just rolls of the tongue so nicely. yort. yort yort. i’m surprised it’s not in webster’s dictionary already!! ALL the kids are saying yort :D deuces, yort!!

person a: “god...i’m so tired. i could kill for a yort right now :/“

person b: “my stupid whore girlfriend is being SUCH a yort. ugh”

person c: “omg aiden!! your song is soooo yort! i lauv it :)”

by smegmalover420 August 15, 2020

yort

Male or female ejaculate. Jism. Sperm or vaginal secretions.

After I was finished with her, the dumb cougar had yort all over her face.

by yorter May 01, 2006

Yorted

Is the past tense of yeet.

Rember that time i yorted that dead baby

by twateye January 19, 2019

Yort

Yort is a word.
Y-O-R-T

ex 1: do you see him? he’s such a fucking yort 😒

ex 2: why she yorting again?

by lauvlexi August 15, 2020

Yort

The garbage that gets thrown under bleachers during sporting events.

"Wow Stacy, there's so much yort down here"

by Momen March 08, 2014

Yort

(V) The process of a man bleaching his asshole. The name is chosen from the noise made while the bleach is applied to the asshole. Also known as yorting.

When the chemicals used to bleach made contact with his asshole, the man cried out “YORT!”
Or
Can’t wait to go to the salon and Yort. My assholes been getting pretty dark lately.

by Shindeiru October 24, 2017

Yort

Its like yeet... but better. The world will change if we use this word.

Lmao ummmmmmm... yort?

by Yort1234564 June 24, 2019