yort

yort is for all things. yort is simultaneously nothing and everything. you are yort...your mom is so yort...we. are. yort. it’s the most versatile word in the history of words. like cmon man, yort. y-o-r-t. it just rolls of the tongue so nicely. yort. yort yort. i’m surprised it’s not in webster’s dictionary already!! ALL the kids are saying yort :D deuces, yort!!

person a: “god...i’m so tired. i could kill for a yort right now :/“

person b: “my stupid whore girlfriend is being SUCH a yort. ugh”

person c: “omg aiden!! your song is soooo yort! i lauv it :)”

yort by smegmalover420 August 14, 2020

Get merch

Get the yort mug.

See more merch

Yort

Yort is a word.
Y-O-R-T

ex 1: do you see him? he’s such a fucking yort 😒

ex 2: why she yorting again?

Yort by lauvlexi August 14, 2020

Get merch

Related Words

yort • Yorted • yort!-dar • Yortard - noun • Yortey • yorthanzen • Yortimus • Yorting • Yortle • Yortox

Yort

The garbage that gets thrown under bleachers during sporting events.

"Wow Stacy, there's so much yort down here"

Yort by Momen March 19, 2014

Get merch

Yort

(V) The process of a man bleaching his asshole. The name is chosen from the noise made while the bleach is applied to the asshole. Also known as yorting.

When the chemicals used to bleach made contact with his asshole, the man cried out “YORT!”
Or
Can’t wait to go to the salon and Yort. My assholes been getting pretty dark lately.

Yort by Shindeiru October 24, 2017