Yorktown

The Battle of Yorktown actually occured in 1781, not 1776.

Yorktown

by Nappy J December 11, 2009

Yorktown

A town which was important during the american revolution, but since has done not much except do poorly in sports, especially football and basketball. Most people from there aspire to be good athletes, like people from Mahopac. Yorktown does nothing but trash-talk about its sports programs, but does not back it up, nor do they produce during the sports games.

John:"Dude, that kids from Yorktown!"

Paul:"Yeah he thinks hes good at basketball but he has less hops than a Nagasaki-an boy after World War two..."

by yorktown athelete.... hah March 3, 2011

Yorktown

place where independence was won in 1776, in VA, 757.

Americans battle the British in Yorktown to win our country's freedom.

by slutbag07 October 10, 2008

Yorktown Shake and Bake

A sexual act where two men rub their penises together until one of them ejaculates. The said ejaculator is then called a fag.

If one does not wish to participate, he is then automatically called a fag because it is assumed he will ejaculate first.

This originally appeared in Los Angeles in Oct 2009.

Guy 1: Hey dude, Yorktown shake and bake you for the last beer.
Guy 2: You're on bro!
Guy 2: Damn it I lost!
Guy 1: Lolz fag! (takes beer)

by Trebor Noswal November 11, 2009

Yorktown High School

The whitest rich kid school ever where everyone gets a MacBook and there is a pool, but they will bitch abt the swim unit cause they are privileged af. All of the guys are fuckboy laxer dudes who think they are a 10 when they are really a -3 and the girls are stupid hoes especially the dance team which is a white popular girl cult. The whole school juuls and there is a party every single week cause their rich parents couldn’t give a crap abt them. Somehow the whole school gets a 4.2 GPA bc everything in Arlington is a competition.

Oh you go to Yorktown High School you must be a spoiled brat.

by quackyduck22 November 15, 2018

yorktown heights

Average Westchester town, less money than Bedford, more than Peekskill.

At a Yorktown party, you see Jettas and Jeeps. At a Chappaqua party, you see BMW's and Benz's.

by John March 12, 2005

Yorktown NY

A small town in Westchester where all the kids sit around and hate on Somers , NY because they think they are better than them. They are known as the Corn Huskers and there mascot is corn and is the worst mascot in mascot history. Last but not least they go to state championships and lose, how tragic.

wow, look he is bringing a poster about Somers killing various rappers he must be from Yorktown NY

by Jillsomers123 December 22, 2018