an oral sex move that a man performs on a woman when he wraps his lips around a woman's clitoris and sucks, while remembering to surprise her with a good tongue-flicking now and again for her ultimate pleasure.
Me too. Open wide, I am starving. Nothing like a good yordy to satisfy this appetite.
This girl named ashley yordy is look to be adopted because her farmer dad no longer wants his stalker daughter. however she is A very nice girl, loves to stalk her 7th grade teachers. Loves stalking people in general. Has 890 cats and 1000 dogs. Has a crush on Justin Bieber. She killes children in her sleep. Turns into cat bug at night. She can get feisty tho as she will occasionally bite you once in awhile. she loves cooking humans. She’s friends with every kidnapper. and does like to help sometimes. but other than that she’s very nice🧚🏼 ♀️🦋✨
Is the best person ever to live. She will step up for you and always be there. She is extremely short though and everyone is taller than her. She has an extreme caffeine addiction and loves chocolate. DO NOT MESS WITH HER COFFEE!!!
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*