yoqed
He’s a yoqed
Yoted
Ok ok hear me out: there's "yeet," and then "yote" is the past tense of "yeet" (to have yeeted)-- so what does that make "Yoted"??? "Yeet-eeted"?!?!?
Person 1: Ahhh shit man, that dude livin down the street yoted me the other day!
Person 2: tf??? what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: the man YEETEETED me.
Person 2: ???
Person 2: tf??? what the hell does that mean?
Person 1: the man YEETEETED me.
Person 2: ???
Yoted by Yodel-Ay-Yodel-Ay-YEET-YOTE November 21, 2017
yoked thumbs
The ability to over-tighten small screw down items such as soda bottles and speakers terminals.
Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
Also the ability to pinch with excessive force.
yoked thumbs by Nathan R. Butler February 16, 2009
Yoedhzer
Strange and unique name, only given to unique bitches. If one of your friends has this name, don't let them go, appreciate her ass. The most realist bitch in the fkn world. Super fkn GORGEOUS, boys be lining up to date her. Always on your side no matter what. But most importantly, always help with your homework. In conclusion, she is fkn perfect, even Urban Dictionary can't even define how perfect she is!
Boy: OMG! YOEDHZER HELPED ME WITH MY HOMEWORK!
Boy 2: HOW FKN LUCKY ARE YOU!!
Boy 3: She is so perfect, OMG.
Boy 2: HOW FKN LUCKY ARE YOU!!
Boy 3: She is so perfect, OMG.
Yoedhzer by thatbitchfromtheast July 28, 2019
yoked
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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