Yoed

When you're baked as fuck and can't make any logical sense

Dude.. Jim is so yoed right now

Yo matt let's go get yoed and watch Rick and Morty

by bamboozler22 November 1, 2016

Yoed

Yoed is the name parents gives a chubby mildly obese kid. He loves playing video games where he gets carried.

Yoed love cake.

by Yoed rocks123 May 30, 2018

yoed

a form of saying yo, but done in the past.

i yoed him as he walked down the street yesterday.

by baby phoque March 14, 2020

Yo yoed

Term used to say you just beat your shlong

wyd? ? “I just finished YO YOed right now”

by TYRONNEEEEE562 July 14, 2022

Yoedhzer

Strange and unique name, only given to unique bitches. If one of your friends has this name, don't let them go, appreciate her ass. The most realist bitch in the fkn world. Super fkn GORGEOUS, boys be lining up to date her. Always on your side no matter what. But most importantly, always help with your homework. In conclusion, she is fkn perfect, even Urban Dictionary can't even define how perfect she is!

Boy: OMG! YOEDHZER HELPED ME WITH MY HOMEWORK!
Boy 2: HOW FKN LUCKY ARE YOU!!
Boy 3: She is so perfect, OMG.

by thatbitchfromtheast July 28, 2019

yoedsel

A person who is quite tall, big beautiful eyes and a has a good sense of humor. Responsible and hard to find and just as hard to keep.

eg: wow, that yoedsel is such a nice person!! I would love to date them.
never let yoedsel go after getting them. Hard to keep but you will never regret it.

Yoedsels always have a special connection with yountens.

by spamoa February 7, 2022