Yoed

When you're baked as fuck and can't make any logical sense

Dude.. Jim is so yoed right now

Yo matt let's go get yoed and watch Rick and Morty

by bamboozler22 November 02, 2016

Yoed

Yoed is the name parents gives a chubby mildly obese kid. He loves playing video games where he gets carried.

Yoed love cake.

by Yoed rocks123 April 25, 2018

yo yo yo

A string of noises emitted by retards when attempting to say "Hello".

A Homie: Yo yo yo, whaddup ma nigga.
Me: Shut the fuck up before I shoot you in the head (again).

by Spatter Artist February 20, 2006

yo yo

a childs toy used for amusement in an up and down motion, capable of performing tricks

yo my homie bro, thinks are totally wack... have u seen my yo yo??

by Tom Barrett October 29, 2003

yo yo yo

another way of saying wassup, or hi

"ey yo dawg how u been?"

by Diamond Princess April 05, 2003

yo-yo

When you're trying to hold back a monster sized shit and it keeps pushing its way out; followed by you pulling it back in.

Dude you have got to pull over! I've got a serious yo-yo going here.

by Hu Jia September 21, 2004

yo-yoing

Term used in the early 20th century to refer to homeless people traveling back and forth on Subway trains for the day. Traveling back and forth with no purpose but to take up time. Used extensively in the novel V. by Thomas Pynchon.

I had no where to go, so I spent the day yo-yoing.

by V............. September 20, 2011