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It's the mix between a Yarn ball and a fondle. Kind of strange I know but it's basically when a man jumps into snow in his underwear, then he fondles his yarny balls. It's a popular event in a gay club in Milwaukee called the Underwater Indian Man.
Guy "hey bros im gonna go smash out a Yondle out there in the snow"
Yondle by Epic989 March 6, 2019
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A word invented specifically for a time when something is to simply good to be described by other words
I love you yondles
Yondle by Romeo10112004 September 1, 2023
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down yonder 

A Family-Rated descriptor of the pubic region of a human being. Applicable to either gender.
Grandpa : Hey Bobbie, I hear you had to visit the doctor yesterday. Is everything OK?
Grandson : I'm fine, Gramps, thanks for asking. It was just a little itch down yonder. A leftover gift from a girl I dated last week.
Grandpa: Oh, I see. You're taking me back to my youth, sonny.

wild blue yonder 

It's what the American astronauts referred to as Outer Space.
When our guys were up in the spaceship rocket, they got to see the Fantastic wild blue yonder!
wild blue yonder by Starchylde September 4, 2016

down yonder 

A word most old people from the south or somewhere else use to say over there or far away mostly used by my grandma and grandpa
Grandma:Now didnt you see that rabbit down yonder pa?
Grandpa:Sure did
down yonder by Sierra December 1, 2004

yonderneath 

Used in place of "over there underneath"
"Do you know where my car keys are?"
"They're yonderneath those papers in the kitchen."
yonderneath by theband0506 July 17, 2009
The greatest Hockey player of All time. Panthers Defensemen #3. In direct relationship to Harambe. Instead of yelling "KOBE!!!" While shooting a crumpled up quiz into the trash, you yell "YANDLE"
Responsible Student "I got a 92 on the English quiz
Bad Student "I got a 62"
{Bad Student Crumples quiz}
{Bad Student Notices trash can}
{Bad Student takes shot at trash can}
Bad Student "Yandle!!!"
{Bad Student Misses}
Entire Class "BOI!"
Yandle by BrotherNature60 September 15, 2016
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