Epic989's definitions
It's when you smoke crack off of someones crack for energy, particularly someone of the same sex. It's a chemistry joke and a play on the equation of combustion energy E=MVΔT
Guy 1 "bro I was so tired so I had to smoke up for some power."
Guy 2 "E=MVΔCrack?"
Guy 1 "hell yeah mofo you know it."
Guy 2 "E=MVΔCrack?"
Guy 1 "hell yeah mofo you know it."
by Epic989 March 24, 2019

Loaf Lord is a category of people originating from discord. To have someone be a Loaf Lord means they are a leader of a discord community though not just any leader. Loaf Lord's are usually very lenient and who really loves memes.
by Epic989 May 4, 2018

Guy 1: "I think I'm having Deprectile dysfunction"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"
Guy 2: "you need to see a therapist dude that stuff sucks to have"
by Epic989 September 2, 2019

A Queen by role but perhaps not by blood. Queen Cry references a body double for a lizard. It might sound weird but if you come across a Queen Cry you will instantly know.
by Epic989 February 2, 2018

It's a type of company that is actually the Mafia. It's a Mafia yes you heard me right. It's a Mafia. Yes. Mafia.
by Epic989 March 3, 2019

Basically is a man with kissable lips. A REALLY HOT MAN. It's not someones name exactly but it's more of a title you apply to a man. It's a type of gay slang that originated from gay leather clubs down in the southern United States. It's almost considered offensive because it's like calling a gay person even more gay then can be possibly imagined, but it's still slang used today in Gay clubs like the Underwater Indian Man in Milwaukee.
Guy 1 "omg look at that kips over there. I just wanna smooch him so much"
Guy 2 " oh you're right. Look at that hunk of a man."
Guy 2 " oh you're right. Look at that hunk of a man."
by Epic989 March 6, 2019

These are the words you want to hear after you trap someone. You will hold it against them for the rest of their existence. Once they are trapped after saying those words referring to a trap they are screwed.
by Epic989 March 3, 2019
