Yandle

The greatest Hockey player of All time. Panthers Defensemen #3. In direct relationship to Harambe. Instead of yelling "KOBE!!!" While shooting a crumpled up quiz into the trash, you yell "YANDLE"

Responsible Student "I got a 92 on the English quiz
Bad Student "I got a 62"
{Bad Student Crumples quiz}
{Bad Student Notices trash can}
{Bad Student takes shot at trash can}
Bad Student "Yandle!!!"
{Bad Student Misses}
Entire Class "BOI!"

by BrotherNature60 September 15, 2016

Yandle

To sweat profusely, so named after a famous Welsh hockey player of that name who suffered from an extreme perspiration issue - i.e. he just couldn't stop. The origins of this date back to a time, when under the influence of Ephedra, the so-named taff passed out on a subway train following an extreme work out session and copious electrolyte loss through perspiration. To sweat precipitiously is known as 'having a Yandle on'

"Holy Shit James, you have got a right Yandle on!"

by Daniel Guerilla August 22, 2006

Yandle

a devilish coybow, with an addiction to sex.
thanks to the cowboy in 1589 who faced a sex addiction, namely charles yandle.

Jees, Laary Thaaayte Maaan Is Suchh A Yandle.

by Urbanrulesbigtime May 20, 2008

Yandelled

1 : to deceive through stating unintentional falsehoods as fact with the utmost conviction and vigor, but then subsequently reverse all statements with absolutely no recollection of making the original statement

Bobby, remember yesterday you explained in great detail on how to fill out that form, but now you are saying that the form isn’t required? Why are you shaking your head no? I think you just yandelled me.

by RAWAPS August 29, 2018

Yandelling

1 : to deceive through stating unintentional falsehoods as fact with the utmost conviction and vigor, but then subsequently reverse all statements with absolutely no recollection of making the original statement

Bobby, remember yesterday you explained in great detail on how to fill out that form, but now you are saying that the form isn’t required? Why are you shaking your head no? Stop yandelling me!

by RAWAPS August 29, 2018

Yandere

A term for a person who is loving and caring to someone they like until their love, admiration and devotion becomes feisty and mentally destructive in nature through over protectiveness, violence, brutality or all three combined. Yandere is mentally unstable and uses extreme violence or brutality as an outlet for their emotions.

Simply put, a yandere is lovesick; someone who has been driven to insanity by extreme obsession or love, thus resulting in abnormal behaviour if not violence. Take the tropes "Love Makes You Crazy", "Love Makes You Evil", "Love Hungry" and "Stalker with a Crush", turn them all up to eleven, and condense everything into a singular personified character archetype

Types of yanderes:

Mugai-gata
Harmless type

Kanchigai-gata
'Wrong idea' type

Shuuchaku-gata
Obsession type

Sutookaa-gata
Stalker type

Dokusen-gata
Monopoly type (most common one)

Ison-gata
Dependence type ('dependence' as in addiction)

Touei-gata
Projection type

Shoushitsu-gata
Disappearence type

Shuumatsu-gata
Final type ('final' as in 'the end')

DV-gata
Domestic violence type

Sokubaku-gata
Restraints type

Mousou-gata
Delusion type

Jishou-gata
Self-harm type

Haijo-gata
Removal type

Shinjuu-gata
Double suicide
(I was quite surprised when i found out that Dazai from BSD is a yandere tho)

Jiko-gisei-gata
Self-sacrifice type

Suuhai-gata
Worship type

Choukyou-gata
Training type

Koritsu yuudou-gata
Loneliness induction type

Kyouki-gata
Bizarre-seeking type

Yandere: Come on, what's the problem? Just give me your heart! Gosh, she couldn't mean that much. Let me give you my love!

by That fujoshi under your bed May 11, 2020

Yandere

Someone who is clingy and jealous to their most pathological extremes, leading to criminal acts such as stalking, kidnapping, maiming, or murder (of you and/or their perceived rivals for your love).

"Yandere" is a combination of two Japanese terms: "yanderu” (to be sick), and "dere-dere” (to be lovey-dovey). The yandere is a popular character trope in anime.

by IntrospectiveLiz March 9, 2021